Even for a casual commenter, this is poor Kinja.

Yeah, it’s interesting. I guess when you sort of just consider what he’s done so far, you kind of have to wonder what’s going to be next for this guy and what kind of thing he’s going to be doing in the future. Looking back on his whole career, it seems like he’s reached a point where the big decision is where to go…

That’s amazing accuracy. I hope an MLB team signs that guy as a pitcher so he can drill batters in the dick.

“The animals are better. They know how to distinguish male from female.”

Please show me on the Barbie doll where Susan B. Anthony touched you.

Your juvenile chauvinism, however, makes you attractive to 0% of women, gay men and horny sheep.

What I find laughable is this concept of “new money” NFL owners. Jones has been screwing up the Cowboys since the late 80's. The least valuable franchise in the NFL is still worth $1.4 billion. None of these guys are connected to reality, it’s just a giant dick measuring exercise.

No. She’s still in Kentucky

The only usage of “thug move” will be as follows:

God the Seahawks are just the worst.

Wouldn’t the mature thing be to meet up for a fight somewhere?

Well, we already know he’s drinking piss.

Broke is better than brain dead

who cares? 99% of “media people just doing their jobs” are insufferable assholes and jock sniffers. A local sports teevee guy in Anchorage(!?!) is well known for his “do you know who I am?” rants at service industry folk, and his cameraman is an equally repellent ass-groper and rich-daddy legacy. Athletes treating…

Think about what a colossal shithead you have to be to “undermine the reputation” of the Cleveland Browns.

Bringing Frank Caliendo into this was a low blow.

In adolescents, the first thing that’s important is being aware of a kid’s baseline behavior (how they usually act and present themselves to the world) and then looking for very abrupt and marked changes from this behavior. The abruptness is key because a kid will usually do a pretty successful job of rationalizing…

I think the look he’s going for is “kid who lives with his parents in Diamond Bar, goes to community college, and spends all his money on tricking out his ‘03 Civic and street racing it in Irwindale at night.”

As Jezebel’s Bobby Finger points out