Not obese enough.

If I wanted to watch a douche, I would just pick up a Summer’s Eve from the grocery store.

“Gas Monkey, more like Ass Monkey”

god, what is this abomination they are standing by, something i assume they are going to fix and restore?

Graveyard Cars was garbage, don’t know if it’s still on or not. Otherwise any NASCAR Pre-race show

Time for an engine swap 

Fucking resignations. Half these fuckheads will resign and go to another city/county/state and get another law enforcement job, where they’ll probably shoot some black kid or rape some woman they were supposed to be driving home from a car accident. 

Good to see something get started on that account. I hope the investigation(s) don’t lose steam due to the resignations. People who abuse their authority like that need to be pursued and held accountable, not simply chased out of town. They’ll set up another similar grift it they can. And letting them escape will…

I was gonna say that my dad would’ve called this Dipshit Kid Protection, but it in reality it would’ve been Quit With The Goddamn Seat Buttons, Dipshit warning before the system locked itself out

I had 93 GT 5 speed for my first car. The name didn’t help it, but it was a damn fun car to drive. That 2.5 V6 sounded really good with a magnaflow too!

1964-1965-1966 evolution of the Pontiac GTO. First going to stacked headlights, then curving things up a bit really made the car look distinctive and sold its muscle. The 1964 may have kicked off the era, but it (apologies purists) looked really bland.

Electric cars that were not produced by one of this century’s leading megalomaniacs. I honestly did not see the takeover of the electric car market by Bond villains. TBH, I thought we’d have cracked the tech to make, genuine and for real, practical solar powered cars.

It probably throws an error if you hoon it and don’t run over bystanders. 

Based on the amount of bro dozers I see daily, there is no shortage micropenis affected dudes who like to wear sunglasses indoors that compensate with a truck that looks like a tonka toy.

Whataburger, hands down. If it’s on the menu, it can be put on your burger. I once had the joy of watching a kid from New Jersey eat Whataburger for the first time. It was like that scene from The Road when the son has a coke for the first time in his life 

This is a perfect car for a high school kid who wants to learn how to weld while driving something cooler than their friends; and they’ll and end up with something to keep their whole life.

Neutral: The Banshee in ‘88. Something about that combination of angles and curves... they did this one right.

1989 was a good year

This is the best purple car.