My 9 year old wrangler is worth about $18-19K I paid $30K for it new. Overall not bad. 

A lot, considering. At least according to Carvana.

Is that from the German version of Star Trek?

the cranberry sauce out of a can is just gross. It can go. 

Well, I guess I can cross that off my shopping list. 

Go for the yellow Robin with the roof-rack. That way, when the Robin rolls over in the mall chase, the suitcase-gumbo won’t get all over your clothes.

Modern: Well I think I see a Porsche 968 Cabrio (far left sitting across from a silver Ford Escape) so I’ll go for that, reliability be damned.

That line he came up with on his own, and basically secured him a successful acting career.

My first thought was a military truck. They are designed to be off-grid. I know a guy that really wants an old 6Ton with the old Kaiser engine. Sure, way down on power, but the engine has hardly any parts and none of them break.

“For all your bopper out there in the big city...”

Especially with the multifuel engine. Burn basically anything you want in order to turtle it wherever you want.

The Baseball Furies....

I dont know what you mean. Once I added my FuelShark V3 with blue lights and a spinny fan, I was gettin 80mpegs in my v8

BMW’s come straight from the factory with turn signals.

Paying extra for Nitrogen fill for the tires in a street car

The clothing isn’t as bad as the HD edition Ford F150. For when you need your pickup to rep your favorite lifestyle brand that also sells motorcycles.

Harley is a clothing brand that happens to sell motorcycles, been that way for a long time

I wonder if Harley Davidson jackets come with “Let’s Go Brandon” stitched inside the collar.

NO!  It makes them easier to identify.

Then how will people know that I own a Harley and not just a t-shirt?