WOW Saab! They’re as relevant today as Lordstown Motors :p

Disagree with Starburst being number one on this list.  The problem is that if they get too warm, it’s like having a piece of chewed gum stuck in a piece of paper.  Some of it will get stuck in the wrapper and invariably some of the paper will rip and you’ll be chewing it with whatever candy you were able to extract.

Take it a step further with a full-on custom van. Make yourself a drink, some food, watch a little TV, take a nap, snort some coke, bang some whores, etc.

Goddamn that takes me back. Traveling in fucking luxury 

1990's Chevy Gladiator conversion. There is simply nothing with this kind of leg room and a bed

If you look closely at the wheels and fenders you can tell its been widened and the wheels have more offset. It would be really apparent from a head on view.

ehhh the look isnt imporant. gm half assed the details. we wanna see the engine. and see if this one drinks oil like the voodoo.

In its day, the C3 to C4 transition seemed like aliens had landed and said, “Welcome to the future.”

Winner Winner, Chicken Dinner. 

I second this excellent suggestion!

Because when I think pickup truck, I think luxury.

But... The head lights...

C4 to C5 Corvette.

That’s the old family car right there. Spent many, many hours and miles in that car. Or was it the Dodge counterpart? Meh, no difference really.

As Bill listened to the wrong end of the gramophone, June realized that breaking a large bottle over his head could only make him smarter.

Radio dispatch, DO YOU KNOW WHO THIS IS???

No, the last thing I want to do is remember Pimp My Ride. Yeesh.

I think Phoenix is an awful place for something like this.

Germany calling. We’d all be lifers, give us a break.

I find your joke full of ignorance and malice. People in Louisiana wear socks and shoes to cover up the webbing in between their toes.