I find your joke full of ignorance and malice. People in Louisiana wear socks and shoes to cover up the webbing in between their toes.

mi-toe-sis.

Charged with sandalism?

In fact, there’s a word for the biological process where the cells in your toes divide and divide again.

In Louisiana, it is important to cover your feet to prevent people counting your toes. I’ll admit, on average, they do have ten toes; but only when you average it out across the population.

It’s Louisiana. It’s amazing that he’s wearing anything on his feet.

For you older folks and people not in the know, Tesla cameras don’t record in 4k as far as I know. “Caught in 4k” is a colloquialism for getting caught on camera.

There’s only one answer:

Suzuki Jimny

Is that how hemorrhoids work, but for rich people?

Pfft. Selling things is so 2010s. 

Just as some perspective, the current market cap for Ford, who actually builds and sells automobiles, is $52B.

I’m gonna go YOLO on naked calls.

JK, I like having a wife and a house.

I have one.  That stupid Ford chime, plus the track record of botched launches, and quality control issues.  I don’t know if I could come up with 100,000 reservations, but those are a few of mine.

Gotta hand it to GM on the Fiero. They managed to give owners an real Ferrari experience for about 1/10th the cost.

Refrigerated food on the way to the orphanage.  Or dead bodies from the orphanage.  Depends on whether it was coming or going.

Code brown.

Why do so many people have such an aversion to the word “moist” while no one has a problem with “damp”?