Yes, it’s now a chunky station wagon world--we just exist in it.

Drinking a gallon of Absinthe may explain why he mistook that hideous Opel for a Porsche 928.

Final signoff test driver for Lamborghini

Driving Bigfoot, hands down 

Unless you have a few pounds of C4 and an empty field.

*tannerite*

The Jeep Tetanus ©

It’s obviously the human couple just had a nice day with the dog couple at the dog couple’s house.

He didn’t say they had to be your kidneys.

You really don’t need two kidneys.

rubbin's racin'

I thought this was a photoshop of their current grille on an older car

Don Quixote de Lamando?

If I could only have a Golf again
I would, my friend Lamando.

That mother fucker.

Well it’s clear they weren’t wearing seatbelts.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a full throated defense of Musk on Jalopnik. Lots of people fantasizing about imaginary Musk worshipers though.

Fancy Kristen would scoff at this, if want to go on a $600M yacht build your own $600M yacht, then you don’t have to mingle with the nasty unwashed riff raff that can only afford an $11M berth.

This would never work out for me. I’d annoy the staff endlessly. Hanging out in the engine room “Hey guys, need help changing the oil?” or on the bridge “Hey guys, can I drive for a while?”

“How’s your wife and my kids” could really apply here...