Lancia Thesis 

It’s so simple and classic:

Before I even started reading, I literally said (inside my head), “It’ll never be cheaper.”   Great minds and all that.

Clean car. Probably my favorite instrument cluster. C4s are underappreciated. Nice Price.

No, we seem pretty content on showing the world just how fucking dumb and racist a good portion of us are. At least, the leaders of many of our states feel the need to prove it.

Always reminded me of the Hitchcock profile.....

“I expect that this will only be short-lived. Boomers only have so many years left upright.”

Agree with the Firebird, but not sure of the year, Has to be black.

I’m not sure which car is “The Most 80s.” But whatever it is, it’s definitely a K-Car.

Did they staple the minivan front end on it?

First, excellent use of that Dr. Venkman quote.

There probably is a bit of “manufactured” tightness here.  So many supply chains continue to be heavily impacted by COVID, shipping shortages, etc.  I work in an entirely different sector and we’re seeing huge issues getting raw materials (in this case, chemicals). …

I can hear my uncle now “shoulda bought the gap insurance”

Underrated sidebar to this conversation; how utterly absurd it is that the new Silverado is so big and tall that being broadsided by something with a nose as high, flat, and square as a Challenger is enough to roll it over. Absolute lunacy.

Exactly.

Hate them as much as getting sent an 18 minute youtube video that could have been 1 list with a short paragraph

What is this? Buzzfeed? Also, half the slideshows are literally just screenshots of the comments section!

More like dead battery with no jumper cables.

Just keep hitting CTRL+ on your desktop until the responsive design of the website starts acting like a cellphone, and all the slideshows become one page. Easy.

Jalopnik should make a slideshow of the top 10 comments to your post.