Crack Pipe...I mean ND. 100 grand, my fat Italian ass. I wouldn't pay $50 Gs.

Mike Jones looks like he jonesin’ for another doughnut.

“seat abuse”......there goes my nooner......thanks Tesla!

My guess is, the Swedish mafia needed someone in the very back bitch seat to monitor the “cargo” in the middle of the car. And whack it with a club if it moves.

This Bud’s for you:

The 1996 Ford Probe was starting to get the styling right, right before Ford killed it.

All that intelligence (questionable) Crapple has, and they had to borrow some other corporate design. Wait this is Apple we are talking about..of course.. Apple.....innovative... 

Securefoam...so it looks like you popped out of a cannoli. Damn you Demolition Man.

“Network Interruption” and steering....JHFC....those two words shouldn’t correlate together. Yet, here we are.

Sorry, I’d rather much see anime that is inspired by Torino’s, GTO’s, Boss 429s and all of the classic muscle cars. NSX? Trueno? Meh.....A 1970 Buick GSX Stage 1? A 1970 Ford Torino SCJ? Oh, hell yessss...

The greatest-est road to ditch a body. Which I  am sure there should be many. 

I always wondered where McDonalds gets their stuff..... “Fresh meat, scraped off the street, ready to eat...”

Dude, don’t mention Whataburger to a San Antonian living in a frigid wasteland called Montana. Jalapeño triple patty. With a shake. And their spicy ketchup.

Drive-thru:

Nice Pipe, just replace this engine with a K20 from a Type-R and this thing should run great. 

Nuetral: 1990 Sunfire concept. Saw it at the Javits Center. I still love it.

I usually trade-in my car around 4-5 years of ownership, but this time, I think I am going to hold onto my ‘18 Civic Si for the foreseeable future. I still have less than 28,000 miles. And, I love the Civic. plus I am planning on buying 27 Won exhausts and other minor aftermarket upgrades.

Same vibe......