I would love to see a new Mazda B2000, and why isn’t GM making a new type of LUV or something similar. Nissan would be wise and name the 720.

“The VW ID.GAF 3.14, soon to a dealer near you...”

I miss the Prelude Si, damn you Honda! 

Better check yourself, before you wriggity Reckord yourself...

And thus Starlord is an itch in his father's pants. Though the ol'man drove a blue Stang. These two are coordinating a sorta pineapple express. 

Neutral: the oddball 1974 Pontiac GTO based off of the Ventura. 

Some door handles from some family of some chintzy AMC vehicles. 

No stripper poles and disco balls???? Damn, boring vehicle.....

Dirty Meat without Feet #5 starring Ron Jeremy.....

Fuck you Phil, try driving on 3 hits of acid during a hot summer San Antonio thunderstorm. Weakling, Phrady Cat Phil.

I wonder which multi-verse has Loki as the VW Variant. 

I can honestly name two or 4, but Jesus VW get your naming scheme under fucking control. And think of names that doesn't require a linguistic major to understand.

That Tom Cruise knock-off looks like he drank a gallon of Absinthe, and is featured in a European version of Risky Business.

Sound system engineer.....”Hold up Bill, Dave Lombardo’s double bass is not pounding my head fast enough and Araya’s scream is not making mom’s squeal in horror.”

Or....add a few fender mounted turrets and you will be unstoppable on the road. Actually there is nothing you can do to make a craptastic Liberty cool. Unless you have a few pounds of C4 and an empty field. 

NSU?

Maybe it’s Electrek, maybe it’s Maybelline....

At least leave me one kidney, now a lung and half my pickled liver will suffice.

Me likey alot...

My dad, being an old school Italian, had this to say, “If they pisss you off and won't move, just tap them with your car, they will move..”