Neutral: the oddball 1974 Pontiac GTO based off of the Ventura. 

Some door handles from some family of some chintzy AMC vehicles. 

No stripper poles and disco balls???? Damn, boring vehicle.....

Dirty Meat without Feet #5 starring Ron Jeremy.....

Fuck you Phil, try driving on 3 hits of acid during a hot summer San Antonio thunderstorm. Weakling, Phrady Cat Phil.

I wonder which multi-verse has Loki as the VW Variant. 

I can honestly name two or 4, but Jesus VW get your naming scheme under fucking control. And think of names that doesn't require a linguistic major to understand.

That Tom Cruise knock-off looks like he drank a gallon of Absinthe, and is featured in a European version of Risky Business.

Sound system engineer.....”Hold up Bill, Dave Lombardo’s double bass is not pounding my head fast enough and Araya’s scream is not making mom’s squeal in horror.”

Or....add a few fender mounted turrets and you will be unstoppable on the road. Actually there is nothing you can do to make a craptastic Liberty cool. Unless you have a few pounds of C4 and an empty field. 

NSU?

Maybe it’s Electrek, maybe it’s Maybelline....

At least leave me one kidney, now a lung and half my pickled liver will suffice.

Me likey alot...

My dad, being an old school Italian, had this to say, “If they pisss you off and won't move, just tap them with your car, they will move..”

One thing hasn't changed though....You can still stuff kilos of coke in those nostrils.

I’ll take the mil-spec ambulance please. I haven’t driven those in over 25 years. And plenty of room in the back for a makeshift RV. Or a good mobile growing room for my “plants”.

“Can you hear the drums, Lamando. I remember long ago, another starry night like this in the firelight Lamando...."

There is this weird Oedipus vibe going on with the far left lady.

Oh, some Musk-lovers will come to his defense and then, start a new bible, Gospel according to Musk.