Someone pay the Foley artists extra money, those sound effects were amazing! Honestly, that is a good microphone.  

This is Talladega, vaccines ain’t going to work, try

“if you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain...”

Elio? Should I take back the nickels I invested in....

You can drive 40,000 miles between his eyebrows. 

Great a Ralliart Eclipse-Cross. 

No shortage here or fears of a shortage. Weird, since Trump-fuckers live in this this state. 

1th Gear:

I wish some of youz would make it up here in Montana. All I have are cows, geese and mountain lions. 

Add a 428 CJ over the rear wheels, hmmmm.

My ol’ Chevette comes to mind and my 1990 Grand Am. GM at it’s finest.

My mom taught me to become a maniacal madman behind the wheel. 

To the new owner

Sounds like IG Metall will either kneecap Musk or give him new concrete shoes if he doesn’t comply. Which I am all for. 

1rd Gear: “The German automaker says it has another concern: the rising cost of raw materials like rhodium, palladium and steel.”

He was playing tennis, she was playing footsie with the cabana boy. 

My heart is still recovering from selling it. *note this is not the exact one

Someone better call a Luca Brasi. I would..

The Pretoria Job, and instead of Minis, Toyota Hiluxs.

I’m sure there is a roadside attraction dedicated to slideshows.