I think if Chevy had any gumption, these tailights would have looked good on a US-spec C3 Corvette.

Arrghh...you got in before me 

Shocking, I say, shocking.

Oh, I don’t know, the best thing I saw today was a WW2 veteran with dementia knockout a male nurse, like he was the Real Deal Holyfield. Why was it the best? Because the patient did not want to go with the nurse and dammit that is the old mans right. A lot of these hospitals and homes treat the patient like dirt. 

Cows out number us humans, you'll be lane splitting with a herd. Billings does get a traffic jam for 5 minutes. That's a traffic jam here. Or get caught behind a tractor and line of cars.

I applied, Moon and the Earth are doomed.

I salute YOU, Aztek owners! Your martyrdom will not be in vain.....

As a Montanan,

This motherfucker is going to get off light. Meanwhile someone in a SD county jail that got caught with cannabis oil is serving a few years.

Or..just get an escort service and have them message your feet and body. Or pick up a hitchhiker and make them do it for free. Ass, gas, grass and a foot massage, no one rides for free. 

“When a Raptor schwanz isn’t big enough.”

TBH 80s station wagons weren’t as cool as the previous 3 decades. My uncles 1974 Chevelle Malibu was a cool ass shaggin wagon. His 1980 Caprice was meh of a wagon.

5st Gear: I hope this is true, I would hate to see AM go down the shitter to the 8th circle of hell.

I would actually buy this. I would add the USS Enterprise and a Klingon Bird of Prey and maybe a Romulan Warbird. And no, I haven’t wake n baked yet.

Human error......playing "On Fire" by Van Halen too loud.

This guy, sure he can play with his balls and drive them 500 yards, but he sure can’t drive a car. He should have stuck with Buick.

As I am reading this article, I couldn’t help but picture bands Slayer or Carcass making a few songs from the words.

Fake engine noise is an abomination and should be ridden of in this universe.

I know, rename the Cherokee to the M715. Sounds better and adds military history back to the Jeep. Orrrrrr call it the Overland, again.