The mid 90s Cadillac Seville STS, that vehicle made sure that Cadillac is dead to me. Long gone were the land yachts of the 60s and 70s. One could argue that it was the Cimarron that started the decline though.

No whale penis leather, no buy.

Neutral: I am going to try to 100% live up to this song tomorrow:

3nd Gear: C‘mon Renault bring the Alpine here to the States. I will sell you my pickled liver.

The Chrysler K cars. Craptastic to the core, but it helped Chrysler when they needed it.

I swear I have seen something similar in a porno...

YOU HAVE TO USE ALL CAPS BROTHER!!!!!!!! BUT I AGREE WITH YOU 100% SO MUCH SO, I AM HAVING A GODDAMN CORONARY AND MY TEMPLE VEIN IS PULSATING......There I feel better....time for me to go back to work. 

Ok. I admit they look good in a picture, I would like to see them up close. I hope the Caddy can hold 6, 400 pound mobst.(people).

No contract? Haas will sign him up.

Carl Orff's lesser known work "O Fortuner" was inspiration.

Teslantis

Neutral: Tesla is like a shit piñata. It looks all nice and cool on the outside, but with enough force from a hit, it will explode and rain shit on anyone and everyone associated with them. Will it happen? Probably not, at least near term.

Though it looks Pontiac-ish, I love this vintage logo:

Mazda, I think this one from about 1960 to the 70s was the best.

I walked aimlessly for 5 hours with my buddy in Cairo. Yeah we were drunk, but we were aimless. Woke up in a hotel that Americans are disliked by the locals, but they loved us. Our weekend taxi driver, Ishmael (miss ya dude) shit his pants and got us out of there and took us to the Dead City part of Cairo, we weren’t…

A Yugo is a Rolls Royce compared to the Nano.

Now I have to a Dick Seaman hat to go along with my Dick Trickle hat.

I wonder if the original owners had more money than sense, or they were equally short on both counts.