Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

I am baked out of my gourd. And that part slipped my inebriated mind.

I wonder if you add an  aftermarket speedometer and tach to the dash. But you shouldn’t have to. It should have already been there in the first place.

I would love to see a Z with Italian flare and flamboyance. 

“A loving embrace” as opposed to the “death trap-contortion embrace” of a Lotus Europa.

I don’t believe in resolutions, but I will totally re-work the sound system in the Mazda. I want people to turn their heads from a mile away when Tom Araya screams at the beginning of Angel of Death.

What I got for Christmas was a 14 hour shift at work. Oh, and clothes. 

A twin-engined Yugo

He needs a swift kick in the nuts with a steel-toed boot a few times or he will learn nothing, look at his old man. The apple doesn’t fall too far from the tree.

I swear died that many times by car In the NES Paperboy game.

And yet thousands will blindly and willingly give up their money.

That mullet pairs nicely with this:

I did say BMW was a close second, lol.

Currently it is the Camaro in the #1 spot. But BMW and the nostrils from a Balrog is a very close second.

Being born and raised in Endicott a few miles east of Owego, he is lucky to be alive. I still remember the blizzard in the late 70s. For this dude it is time to play the lotto or OTB.

Dammit, I think my cats took my quadrillion dollars and hid it under the couch with their toys.

The production Sunfire was a very sad, far cry from the concept.

1990 NY Auto Show at the Javits Center was this: