In Search Of, and Cosmos with Carl Sagan were my go-to shows in the 70s. 

And you have beer in the trunk!

If Uber wants to classify them as essential, then they should go the extra step and classify them all as full-time employees with all the benefits.

Go fuck off Uber, I work in a healthcare facility, your about as essential and prioritized as a used diaper. 

The Edsel, DeLorean and the weak sauce engine. Cadillac Cimarron, Ford and their universally loved DCT. Nissan and their CVT, and Nissan not building the IDx.

Neutral: I am on my 2nd walk-through of GoW on the PS4. GoW 2 can't get here fast enough. I'm also a smoker, a joker and a midnight toker. I got holiday smoke called Jingle Bellz. This shit helps with the shitshow called real life.

It’s 2 am, your face down talking semantics with the porcelain god and then works calls you in......

He looks like he pulled an all nighter and woke up 10 minutes ago.

Dammit, now I want to see BBS or Forgiatos shaped like an Oreo cookie.

C’mon Nikola step up to the plate and listen to these words of wisdom:

What, no Coquette love?

I heard Elio is still looking for cash like a heroin addict.

It is a travesty, my bet is someone younger than 30 came up with the Mach-E name.

A bottle of JW Blue Label, an ounce of green and music pissing off the neighborhood is my hack. 

It looks like Ethel found the perfect place to let go of her husband.

Dear Santa:

I usually avoid cars being built on Tuesday, out of fear the god Tyr will cut off my left hand and feed it to the car gods.