I heard Elio is still looking for cash like a heroin addict.

It is a travesty, my bet is someone younger than 30 came up with the Mach-E name.

A bottle of JW Blue Label, an ounce of green and music pissing off the neighborhood is my hack. 

It looks like Ethel found the perfect place to let go of her husband.

Dear Santa:

I usually avoid cars being built on Tuesday, out of fear the god Tyr will cut off my left hand and feed it to the car gods.

Well, if there is one thing, Jalopnik editors love crashing cars.

Hmm, what IF a Yugo had 150,000 miles? Is it a collector item? Or a one-off, well built Yugo.

GM apparently thought the Citation X-11 was barrels full of fun too.

Oh hell yeah, I find this awesome. Mix it up with water balloons and you sorta have a Mario Kart race.

F1 should  just throw on some Walmart retreaded white walls and see the excitement unfold during the race.

THough highly recommended for car meetings. I would take the real-life light cycle any day.

Too bad we don’t have a voice telling the idiot driver that one of the light fuses is out. But then again the idiot has JC Whitney aftermarket lights and the lights are blinking so fast that they're inducing seizures.

At least this one was caught immediately, don’t be that one guy who supposedly didn’t register the plates for 30 years.

I thought Nissans implosion was their CVT, but I could be wrong.

Death Race 2021: Jim Farley in control

Hey, I found your Geritol, again, this time I'm going to mainline it to your jugular.

The Infiniti QAnon