Neutral: My cat says hello and leave me alone at the same time.

Your wife Melania is in charge of design at BMW. That is where she is hiding.

This is what I consider a true Cadillac. A landyacht with styling to match and probably a turning radius of an oil tanker.

BMW’s board room when approving this design...

Artemis is a wrong name for an AudiBentPorsche. Meaning you'll never get laid in this type of vehicle. 

IDx most definitely, I’m still very salty about that one.

Though I criticize HD, alot, this is a necessary move. They are hemorrhaging money like a Trump-owned casino. The endgame is money, I think they need to start targeting college kids with an electric bike. The can lose the old farts in the long run. But an affordable, great mileage electric bike could be a hit. Then…

Enough with the Qs already. But I’m sure I am in the back of the long queue for all the people quipped regarding the letter Q.

Neutral: I will take my Ford Nucleon somewhere safer than Florida, Costa Rica perhaps....

Turn this van into a hearse, and then in perfect synergy, start playing Electric Funeral by Black Sabbath really loud throughout the funeral procession.

If I go to a Nissan dealership it will be for the new Z. My wiffer is sold on Mazdas and the (never in our lifetime) AM DBX.

“One small nose for man, one GIANT schnozz for BMW-kind.....”

The Matador X...

Hi Adam, I am James, I have been drug free for 12 hou........oops wrong meeting!

Days off? For the holidays? What is that? I will be working, need to buy PC components.

This is a perfect! Eat something that is old and might destroy your innards, that will lead you into testing which adult diapers are the best for handling emergency loads.

Avoid the first year model, you know the dealers will mark those waaaay up because of demand. 

5th Gear: Sounds like a cover for a Raccoon-type city.