I would pay 6 figures for a Jeep only if it includes, hookers, 50 pounds of hash, and 10 grand back in my wallet.

What’s with the unibrow trend? Lucid and others, now this.

1.) Get a used Cayenne, though they seem hell bent on Volvo.

I kinda dig this car. I love V8 Vantage's, and this has the modern interpretation. Except the damn steering wheel, just go for the whole squircle.

18 large for a newish BMW is pretty good, until that $5,000 part goes awry. I wonder if there is a warranty.

3 years at a Club Med and he’ll go scot free sorta. I am sure he has a million or two stashed somewhere. 

Interesting, now I am intrigued.

Neutral: A GM branded NSX? And call it the Fiero.

I guess I should start saving my quarters. Unless I hit the lottery jackpot.

This is a lesson to all, limit your crank intake to 5 8-balls or less a day.

Sorta like when the gestapo enters the wrong house (yours) with a search warrant and destroyed pretty much everything, your still on the hook for the damages.

The Bronco or the Z, the Bronco or the Z......Dammit the wiffer  gave me an ultimatum. 

Friggin hilarious!

They vote in an equally limp-dicked, gas bag for president.

Neutral: I hope someone at the NHTSA figures out these trucks are getting too monstrously huge. I shouldn’t have to climb on top my car to see where I am going or to back out of a parking lot. 

Humorous observations? I do that everyday @420.

Drive-in's are awesome for parking in the back and just hot-box all through two movies.

Flog me later, but the Unimog is the best MB ever.