$32k is still a tad expensive. I am just waiting for the Eagle Talon to hit 40k in the future.

I blame Corry Hart and his song "Sunglasses at Night" 

Agreed, hit a curb and you will ruin the  rims.

I admit they do look good. Not too ostentatious and not too pretentious.

Imagine Chevy producing a street performance truck like in the tweet photo above. 

This was the 70s though, cocaine, disco and plaid bell-bottom pants. 

“I go wireless bud, USB-C is so 2017, here have a taste of my Rolls-Royce made cattleprod"

Awesome, so when another rich bastard reaches over and asks for Grey Poupon. I can electrocute the poor SOB with my car. If that was an option. I wish it was an option.

“That is some killer shit, where the fuck are we Karl?"

I think the Bronco is better looking inside and out. Jeep will always be Jeep.

If I am starting to get dementia, I am going all Thelma & Louise on my ass. If only I knew how to drive and remember where put the keys and where I am.

“ He better like this school girl outfit I bought or I calling my divorce attorney."

Ride my wet rod !!! JACKPOT. !!!

“The Changli Check-In, and you never check out"

Now the taillights just need is the kissing bandits lips 

This is something that Trump can finally grab a hold of.

“My variable valve timing just kicked in my good lad”

4th: Proof that there will be a Mustang SUV (that is not the Mach-E) and a slew of other Mustang branded vehicles.

Michael Corleone wanted a neapolitan flavor for the 4 schmucks getting a lesson in concrete swimming shoes.

Unfortunately there is one in every crowd. Like it's some sort of prerequisite.