Love it. +1

I'm pretty sure this is plagiarism. After all, I saw the same report 2 hours from now on SportsCenter.

Great.

+1

When reached for comment, Danika slid off the hood of her car, buttoned her top, pulled up her jeans, asked the photographer to stop shooting and expressed her profound disgust at being unfairly objectified.

They're meaningless syllables to fill up airtime, nervous tics that we're used to ignoring

I have no idea to whom to give this +1, but this whole exchange was beautiful.

A: For the same reason that we don't let death row inmates read War and Peace. Why start what you won't be around to finish?

+1

I know nothing about boxing, but I enjoyed this. +1

So what are a couple of freshman wrestlers to do?

I am still wallowing in self-loathing for laughing.

The telltale ball will betray the shooter

Do we still do -1s? Because I kind of want to do a -1 to offset my ...

You are an evil genius. With really, really bad taste in WRs.

+1

Really? Try reading through the other portions of this thread where I randomly switch grammar and capitalization to match responses. None of that tipped you off?

I'm still not convinced.

WHAT DO ALL OF YOU HAVE AGAINST OHIO STATE?!?

You must be either a drunk or an idiot.