How can being undefeated be inconsequential when talking about the national championship? That just doesn't make any sense.

I don't see how they are the same thing.

sAME cOMMIES WHO KEPT mITT DOWN!!1!

But we're talking about the title game, not a bowl game. Geez...

I agree they can't do anything past regular season. They just aren't talented enough and their record is just from beating up on the Midwest weaklings.

That can't be right. I've only had ice tea all evening. None of that crappy Southern "sweet tea" for me, though — nope, I always ask for mine Long Island style.

U R 2 dumm 4 wurds

You must be either drunk or an idiot. Or an idiot drunk.

So do you root for USC to take down Notre Dame to wipe the smug smiles off of their "we're an elite university that devotes 138% of our resources to football" faces, or root for Notre Dame to take out USC and cement their "we're the sole professional football team in the country's second largest city, yet we still…

Well put.

THE ARISTOCRATS!

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The long-time residents all agreed that this was the most "tragic" New York death since an unlucky Mets draftee passed away from 19 black widow spider bites.

Security escort: [Shouting over crowd] Sir, where should I put him?

Ha!

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