Come on guys ... this is old news. Howard Stern has been doing bizarre things for years.

We tried to reach RetweetVibe's twitter contact for comment, but according to the receptionist, he was "unavailable and not interested in responding and, by the way, would enjoy a large ham sandwich if it were sent to him care of JW, which totally stands for Just Winning and not anything else."

I think but do not know...

Fuck it. I'm giving you a second one.

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I thought that might be the case. Look, I've been on both sides of this - if he won't commit to what you discussed previously, it is likely because he can't. Just move on.

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Look, I don't know if you want a serious response or not ... but this is a conversation to have in person, not via email. Your requests aren't unreasonable (except maybe the hours thing, but I don't know that business), but tone and context matter, and you just can't convey those well via email.

On the plus side, after seeing Legear's commitment to getting drunk and destroying private commerce, his Russian club decided to select him after all.

[Hears "it was a joke"]

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When asked to comment on His grand design and how it affects astronomic alignment, God simply said "I support Coach Ryan's decision."

The other option is to wait for the kids to wake up and make them wipe your ass for a change. A small investment in embarrassment for a large return in avoiding the "daddy, I made a poop" calls.

Damn you Kinja! (now moving over to correctly respond to RMJ=H)

I come to see anonymous sources leaking explosive insider information in the comments. And for the dick jokes.

[cashes in ticket from "under 30 minutes" prop bet]

I've never seen it outside of Chicago (at least in exactly that form). But try having a steak sandwich without it... (I know, a steak sandwich is not italian beef, but a) it is still damn good, and b) it still is much better with giardiniera)

True story unrelated to Berman - I once carried a huge jug of giardiniera on an international flight. Despite the odd looks and the strip search, I would do it again.

That's great.

No way. They'll lose 2 of the 3 in the Pats/Ravens/GB series.