I'm sure it will all turn around against the Texans next week.

So apparently Chris Johnson remembered how to run sometime this afternoon.

Of the Texans? Not quite.

It took less time for the Texans to take a 7-0 lead than it took to post the open thread. So, Sean, your write-up of this game is about to come true - the only question is whether Foster's leg bone will impale Schaub's lung when the former snaps off.

Well, apparently Spurrier did manage to learn a thing or two from his time with the Redskins after all.

I've watched this interview 5 times, and I'm still not sure why I should vote for Romney.

Hard to blame them. Though they seem real at the time, typically Braxton convulsions are just a false alarm.

Reached for comment about Bryant's lucky grab, UW replied "yeah ... um ... that's nice, but I'm ... um ... not quite ready for that level of commitment," then hung up the phone and turned off the answering machine.

I'm not sure this story is correct. I googled Lance Easley and all I got back was a listing of DVDs of Cool Runnings.

"Up the pooper"!??!

Reporters in attendance would later say that they couldn't remember a time when Belichick was more entertaining and articulate.

Insert Tebow joke, or something

Another fine citizen mime-mouthed a swordfight in his cheeks right behind home plate at Wrigley Field until security ejectulated him.

That's good. +1

Water absolutely does taste better than Coke. You didn't see Glaceau spend billions of dollars to acquire Coke, did you?

I'm with you on this one, MDeM. The Vitamin D lobby has completely corrupted an entire generation of simpletons into thinking that 3-4 glasses of whole milk should be part of a healthy diet.

[Orders 12 cases of Flavor Blasted Anoplogaster Cornutae]

What you call a world-realigning improvement, I call a superior ad budget, pal-o.

Fantastic. +1

[signed]