This "reporter" strikes me as an attention whore pulling an unfunny prank.

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Unfortunately, Bloomberg also announced that in order to cut down on "couch potato-induced obesity" viewers would only be allowed to consume 30 minutes of football at a time.

I'm on a Goddamn airplane with dial-up speed. I do not acknowledge UAE hit submit first.

[too slow]

Oh, I think he's better than Tate. His cutback vision and his pass-catching ability are both far superior. But Tate has a pure strength advantage, and the OL/scheme do most of the hard work in any case. Forsett is going to be a major stud in the next few years, though

If you have Tate you'll be fine. Kubiak will never abandon the running game, and Tate is a beast (more YPC than Foster for 2 years now, though fewer receptions). Do yourself a favor and as soon as Foster goes down, pick up Justin Forsett. He is exceptionally good and may get carries even if the other two are active.…

Yeah, well you are down 2.3 points at the moment thanks to my best player's 1st half. Take that!

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In their defense, if you were trying to communicate with someone from Kansas, would you use perfect spelling and grammar?

It was good to be the Prince...

Are we doing "hot women from olden times"? If so, there is no one in the history of women I'd want more than Grace Kelly. If not, I'd still like to have relations with 1950s Grace Kelly - if you could arrange that, I would be very grateful.

Congrats! Best advice I got - change EVERY diaper for the first 2 months to earn points, then cash in the chips and get out of the line of fire. Infant poops are easy. When they start solids - watch out. Make sure you're done by then. Also, use a monitor and turn it way down. The kid will ramp up the volume if he…

I kept wondering who would be the next commenter turned editor.

"The alleged perpetrator refused to allow us to show his image on TV, but here is an artist's rendition..."

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Also, I apologize for the "there" / "their" mishap. I was distracted by the purity of my love for Bibi Jones.

No, no - you completely missed my point. I have the utmost respect for the love that they shared, which burned with the heat of a thousand suns. And so I assume that on occasion a haunting remembrance of there passion erupts like a solar flare - and that one of those flare-ups must have happened just before game time,…

"Gronk told me he dropped those balls bc he was thinking of me! Gotta get back in his life"

One benefit of ignoring the trolls is that they won't infect our own "star ratings" (or whatever behind-the-scenes algorithm Leitch was referencing).