"I just have a hard time seeing Christ being competitive."

An infuriated Japan responded by avoiding eye contact and nodding politely.

Love it. +1

I have rarely enjoyed anything more than I'm enjoying reading the archives of @SelfAwareROOMBA. If you were, like me, unaware of its existence until today, start from the beginning. Pure genius...

[Taps toe]

It's 4am. I'm having a fantastic discussion with a TV reporter 11000 miles away. How could I possibly feel lonely?

Nice.

That is fantastic. +1

Competitor: Look, I know neither of us want this, but my career depends on it

I know that Mark Sanchez has his deficiencies, but I have to be impressed by both his political acumen and his Marvin Lewis impersonation.

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Pictured: The last minute of calm before the inevitable, but ill-advised "Hey, boy, what's up!" shout ignited a riot.

+1

I'm sorry for Mathieu, but at least he has firmly established LSU's walk-away price for future players.

Did I read that right? Ben Folds Five has a new album coming out? I hope you aren't teasing us.

+1

Sacrifice a goat to Aeolus

You win. +1

+1

"Okay, one more time!