+1

Well, if any team could be two legs short but find a way to run anyway....

So, just to be clear - how many stars out of 4?

It was inevitable. After selling ad space on helmets, then on uniforms, the Lingerie League has evolved to full body paint for its advertising arrangement with Marvel Comics.

This is all a brilliant setup so that the IOC can award Makhloufi a 53:17 tomorrow and, when he complains, hand him an ascii display and tell him to turn his frown upside down.

["speed-reads" article by skipping every 3rd word]

[cums]

Unfortunately, like many American entrepreneurs Lowry's fortunes faded when a Chinese knock-off appeared less than a month later.

"Bob"

https://twitter.com/#!/wineaccguy/deadspin-commentariat

This is perhaps the best thing I've read. And I was just reading a thrilling noir novel, so that is high praise. +1 Kluwe.

I tried something similar, but every time I went out someone ruined my effort by rubbing a thin line of mud across the top of my "Sanchezing" plate.

Fortunately North Korea made up the gap, contributing almost 350 mentions on Wednesday alone.

+1

I'm getting pretty damn sick of these athletes failing on purpose. I know England has nice hospitals, but I have to believe there are better ways to avoid being sent back to Ethiopia, amiright?

+1

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So, it isn't really free pitbull night in Miami? Great, now I need a whole new plan to kill the mailman. Thanks a lot, Obama.

The only disappointing part was that they changed Russell's final line.

You bastard. Literally one week after I was in NY?