Vodka. Straight.

Damnit! Kinja is hard to navigate. My last reply would have made more sense here because I could have added that my dad was in the athletic department when they tested Gatorade. He said it tasted like sweat.

I'm hiding this way down here because a) PMs don't exist and b) no one will care. But, both of my parents went to UF so I have a lot of love for the Gators. Somehow I missed that you went there until now.

+1

Thank God for MBA. Missed this the first time. +1

+1. That is just fantastic.

OK, that was good. +1

OK. I give up - SbV8, you are clearly the superior brand management expert.

So, I spend all day with brilliant ideas for Ferrari, Tampon and Oreos and still nothing? I'm going to send my resume again, but this time the special version. Try not to open it near any air ducts.

+1

That's great. +4

I wish him good luck at the Olympics. And, I'm glad he found the right career afterwards.

I can't find the "tips" line, so I guess I'll just leave it here.

Well done. +1

Don't worry. It won't be possible to troll Aggies on the Internet for another 20 years or so. Let them figure out the microwave oven, cable television and personal hygiene first. Then we can move to WiFi.

I used to agree. But now I've spent five years watching my favorite team's GM consistently outsmart his peers, trade two dimes for a quarter, and turn his roster over every six months while "winning" every deal - only to have every major superstar target turn him down and other GMs reject his "collection of assets."…

You have to forgive the Aggies for not knowing how to appear attractive to a new partner. Fluency and charisma aren't exactly the most critical elements for appealing to a sheep.

The Astros have tried the same move every time they scored a 1st inning run this year, but it never worked for them either.

Damn, and I thought Iron Mike's reply to me was serious. Now I'm sad.

Unhurt, suffering only a broken ankle and some abdominal bruising