That's great, +1

He would have had a bigger score, but he insisted on only taking pennies after deciding that the $5 bill made him look anorexic.

Now, that was a quality discussion. +1

+1

Well, it was only a matter of time before a Fish hooked the eye of a linesman for a change.

+1

I don't know if it is a bad charity, but it was misleading of the Texan's offensive linemen to rename their Sir Mix-a-lot Memorial Fund for Improving Houston's Stripper Selection not-for-profit to Big Brothers, Big Sisters.

Unfortunately for Buffalo residents, unsold tickets are only the third most common reason for a blackout, behind bachelor parties and waking up in the morning.

KINJA?

Thank you sir.

Selling as is $3000...

Nice.

+1

Once again proving that any time we talk about English and Royals the result is oddly fascinating, but ultimately irrelevant.

I would have chortled, but I guffawed instead.

Not only was Paul the first congressman to hit a home run, he also was the first to throw a no-hitter during his epic '79 season.

I'm inclined to believe him. If anyone understands the secret deliberations of a group of ancient tenured-for-life power brokers, it is a State College lawyer.

Nicely done.

Good lord, and a few extra words to express my satisfaction with your joke. Also, +1

The English tabloids claim they thought of this idea first, but couldn't figure out how to make a banana pizza.