True story: I was once a straight Christian. Then, in a dream, I saw Barak HUSSEIN Obama. Now, I am a gay muslim.

We're Not as Funny as We Think We Are DUAN,

I am very late to the thread, but I have to second you ... Unforgiven is damn near perfect. I've seen almost all the classic Westerns and love many of them (Eastwood over Wayne is an easy call), but have no problem giving the mantle to a relatively new movie. I must have seen it 30 times and if I stumbled across it…

Following strict orders, Chipper hasn't done side bends or situps in approximately 5 years.

I also hope to be in Disney World soon too.

I tried to approve the regular way, but it's not working. In any case, it won't matter in two days, but welcome aboard. I have no idea whether you are right, but it is a thoughtful contribution to the discussion.

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Two weeks ago, in Billionaire Quarterly:

Please Drew, don't let the illiterate and humorless masses bring you down.

6) Raysism. Best commenter ever, or best person ever?

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Quit Your Bitchin' DUAN

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P.S. Glad to see we've reached the level of intelligence I typically associate with political discourse on the Internet.

Congrats! Best advise I can give is to do everything slightly wrong in the first year. Screw up the laundry, the dishes, the cleaning, everything. Do it with an apologetic smile and a "hey, I'll get better over time." But DO NOT get better over time. Eventually she'll stop asking, and your life will be good.

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I hear you on the thread being somewhat too serious for this forum, but hey its DUAN so anything goes. So, with that ... I didn't say at all that the Saudis wouldn't do it. Of course they would. Every country acts in their own best interest and every country believes its own motives are pure. My point is that we seem…

The easiest way to see if an action we take is justified is to imagine if the same action were taken against us. What if Timothy McVeigh had managed to blow up a mosque in Saudi, which decided to carry out targeted killings inside the US border of suspected "domestic terrorists"? I have a feeling that we might care a…

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