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I’m thrilled to have reached an agreement in principle with ESPN

"So, he's 6 feet gone but a few lunatics won't accept reality? Join the club."

we were just going room to room - just bouncing and flipping all over the place, hitting each other with balls

Fine, fine, Mr. Commissioner. We get it. You disagree with the Clemens verdict. You think that the courts are implicitly condoning the long-term use of steroids and testoterone-boosting HGH. You worry about the long-term effects on society.

"I hear government workers get great benefits. Which STDs do you cover? I'm clean now, but I don't know where you have been." Then, wink.

I actually love this song, proving again that you can always count on the Internet to provide some other random stranger who shares your insane opinion.

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Ouch. And, +1

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I enjoyed this immensely. +1

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Briscuit in Lockhart, TX or Chicago Italian-beef sandwiches.

Nice.

Huh, this must be the first time in history a baseball player is stung by a fully guaranteed contract that didn't live up to its potential.

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I'm surprised that the judge didn't buy Sanders' argument that he technically did through the box in a trash recepticle - after all, he was within the city limits.

Proving again that you should never underestimate a Californian's creativity when it comes to finding ways to get high.

It wasn't really Chuck's fault - there was initially a wider selection to choose from, but Michael kept hogging all of the titles.