And yet she still calls the police on you? You might want to make another trip to the fence - she appears to be a slow learner.

Babies are easy - any flat surface will work. 4-5 year old girls at a mall are the bigger challenge - they are too young to send them into the woman's restroom themselves, but too old to feel good about marching them into the men's room. Family restrooms are a God-send, but there is normally some asshole in there by…

My neighbor was feeding stray cats and the neighbor to the other side sent an email to our whole community saying that in exactly 2 weeks she was going to put down poisoned cat food. One week later, the cats were all at a shelter.

This was great to read again. "Fuck no, you idiot" slays me. +1

Today is actually my anniversary, so this was a good reminder that I should probably call home. Something tells me that I won't successfully make the 27 years required to reach your milestone, so congratulations!

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Coincidentally, in two years Justin Bieber will try to honor his publicist's wishes but will end up celebrating his 20th in much the same way.

Costas has a point — Neumeier really is an amateur.

I have a bone to pick with Jack Lee, who seems like a total heel. Cranford told the league that he had to bow out well in advance. Now the media is chasing this story while the neighborhoods' tongues are wagging - and everyone expects the poor coach to just roll over and play dead.

"He has a little problem with his front leg,"

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He's following quite a few DS'ers. Two things started it:

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Great point - 6 more to go!

On a mobile device (bberry or iPhone) I cannot see the comments anymore either. I can't help you, but I don't think it is specific to you or the nook.

Nice

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Very late, but this deserves a +1

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"The 30 percent figure," he adds, was "made up and it turned out to be the magic number!"