Shit.

+1

She knows there are nicer phones out there, but she's had this one for years and just can't kick the habit.

I have to be honest. While I appreciate the attempt at local relevance, I liked the old Miss Chiquita better.

This is the first DUAN post I ever showed my wife. Nicely done.

Nice

Kupchak better be careful - Kobe has already figured out that screwing someone when and where they least suspect it will eventually lead to him getting a ring.

Reading level is a nebulous concept

[extends paw]

It isn't surprising that, even after all these dates, Mike can't create a very good image of the little man in the boat.

Old: Rick Reilly

On the plus side, Ennis was able to set a world record in the 400 meter dash later that day on the same course.

+1

It was a good attempt by Everett - but as does almost everything else, the insults went right over Rome's head.

A reader sends in this photo he discovered while doing a bit of Facebook stalking.

I watched the India-Pakistan cricket world cup semi-final last year with 2 Indians, 3 Pakistanis and a very nervous Brit. I spent the whole evening wondering what the hell an "over" was, trying to figure out which side was winning, and planning an escape route.

Suck it, echo

NBC just announced that you are fired.

For any sports radio fans (I know, I know) who missed it, today was Jim Rome's annual "Smackoff" contest. More importantly, today was the second annual version of the absolutely brilliant "Smackoff On a Mobile" parody.

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