This obsession with being Like Mike has gotten ridiculous - I understand the drive for 6 championships, but trying to become a Wizard is a bit much.

Sort of All-NFL Team, that exists only on paper

But I disagree!

I'm not surprised. That guy clearly has a habit of acquiring trophies that aren't nearly as valuable as he thinks they are.

Look up and you'll think the same thing. Did you know that parents set up elaborate schemes to reap the massive profits available from a random infielders' ground ball in a meaningless regular season game? No? Well, now you do.

That's good.

If you listen closely after she disavows interest in Welker, you can hear the click as Peter King lets the hammer slowly drop back into position.

It also seems quite biased towards two of the five senses. I mean, I like to lick things too ... why can't that be a part of my life?

Did you just advise Walk Off to go stag to his own wedding? Now that takes some balls ... but he might as well use them before his bride-to-be cuts them off.

He sometimes slows his dribble to a dead stop before rocketing back to speed

I did it twice a while back ... like snoop said, if you pass the written test (back then it was 50 questions and you needed 35 right), then you do a mock show (not an interview, at least back then) with Alex or a stand-in. We had Alex once - the dude is as smarmy as he seems.

Late +1

[meh, too obvious]

"Ours is not to reason why

Branch Rickey offered to design a whole collection that was a bit more colorful, but even before he could launch he sold out.

Am I the only one worried that this is all an elaborate viral marketing campaign for the upcoming reboot of the Kazaam franchise?

+1

As if there weren't enough evidence already that there is no room for choirboys in college football.

+1

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