In response to Hunter's quick sidestep, Fisher resorted to his standard move of waving his arms wildly and screaming for Serge Ibaka to have his back.

On the other hand, if you see him in person feel free to taunt away. He may take a swing at you, but there is no chance that he'll connect.

Its OK. This was the ball retrieval joke I was going to go with.

Nothing personal, but you have to admit that the timing of the MKM post, then your joke, was hilarious. And, I get it, sometime the ball is just sitting there on the tee and its hard not to take a swing.

Yeah, I couldn't even bring myself to mock that one. What could possibly be their objection to making someone laugh to take their mind off of a shitty situation?

[Gin rummy!] killed me. +1

An even later +1

Apparently not - nicely done RMJ=H.

Seriously, though, that thread is unbelievable, and it just kept getting better:

THAT'S BECAUSE THEY ARE TOO BUSY BEING MISOGYNISTS!!1!1!

OK, I just found the right article (did you know that at least 3 Jezebel articles today had "Girls" in the title?). Why did you send us there? It's because you hate us, right?

I may be on the wrong article, but I enjoyed the comments on the Shit Girls Say article, particularly when the Jezzies attempted to construct a Shit Guys Say.

I've been precisely where you are, so I know no one can say anything to make you feel better. My only advice is to remember that its going to be 10x as hard on her as it is on you for a variety of reasons, but including the massive guilt she will feel for "choosing" herself over the baby (its not a choice, but she'll…

Dwight has it all backward. The phone booth is where you go to put on the persona of a noble super hero.

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Once the balls are redistributed to their rightful owners, thousands of married men will be able to tell their wives that, "Yes, as a matter of fact, they are going golfing again this weekend."

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I am impressed that he made it to the game despite having the bottom half of his face turned sideways during his last match.

Johnson was just honoring Washington's long-standing tradition of sitting around and doing nothing in response to alarms going off all around.

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