I am already streaming draft talk from local sports radio and counting the days until OTAs. Football season can't get here quickly enough!

Love it.

I like his homage to historic compromise more than his last attempt, when he declared that all of Kyle Okposo's goals would only count for 3/5 of a point

+1

Look Hollywood, you can't just add a black mask and film a scene at a sports game and expect Thor 2 to replicate the buzz of Dark Knight Rises.

Personally, I'm a fan of multi-topic open threads - it's easier to hit "all" and see what is going on without having to flip among pages. As DUAN shows, it is easy to keep multiple very different conversations going on the same page.

He's got a high bar to live up to - Peyton's United Way spoof was one of the best things I've seen on SNL in a long time

Well, at least Dwight's future is clear. Now that he has a debilitating, potentially chronic injury, we can be certain that Daryl Morey will find a way to get Howard to the Rockets this summer.

I enjoy the thought that, for the Secret Service, advance scouting duty is just code for an all-inclusive beach resort vacation.

Live blog on MKM or twitter? Ideally with audio of the screaming and passive-aggressive denials.

Who are you kidding? You ask for a lot! But, this time I'll deliver - I'm there the week after next and will snap a few photos.

It really is insane throughout Asia and the Middle East. It's the subtle things too - like at the grocery store where I've seen people just step right in front of a "lower class" person as if they weren't there (and no one objects) or at the Riyadh airport, where security literally has two separate lines for…

You should have just pinched her ass on the way back out. Then she'd know you really were just sexist after all.

Well, to be fair to your grandfather - I have no problem with African-Americans, but I just cannot stand Cablinasians.

I think the Internet just assumes that if you want to make a racist comment, you probably are responding to a Youtube video.

So, you're just going to come right out and admit that your baby is a skinhead?

The mix of English and Spanish only works if you scream it really loudly and make exaggerated hand gestures while asking "Comprende?"

@Maverick: I was really hoping that after my lead-in everyone would just jump in with casually racist jokes. You had to screw it up with your FIRST!, so I felt compelled to actually tell a story rather than post the "a Mexican and a Jew walked into a bar" joke that my bro keeps forwarding me.

I was having my air conditioners fixed yesterday by a 3-person crew — an Italian foreman named Fabio (yes, really) and two technicians from India.

Casual Racism DUAN: