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It is a shame that Moon was cremated - this year's Super Bowl already showed that it is possible to have an animated skeleton headline an athletic event's signature musical act.

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The really weird part is that his latest cat scan showed that his brain is now 40% hair balls.

Pictured: Dennis Rodman's latest EKG, complete with percent residual brain function.

"No, no Crocky - don't bite! I was wrong, he's not that kind of Gay!"

12. Never give up a home run on an 0-2 count.

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If this is the accepted retaliation for delivering a questionable check in Detroit, then the city is going to need to buy a lot more helmets.

Go Lakers, Go Hogs, and Go GOP

One amendment - if she says her tubes are tied, then you should just dive on in. A world where you can't trust random road beef to look out for your financial future over her own is really a world you don't want to live in.

A word to the wise for future NFL CBs - each child create an additional tax exemption, but eventually the Alternate Minimum Tax will kick in. So, you should probably stop after the first dozen.

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If I were Sutter, I'd be less worried about the kid than about the guy behind him — notorious Vancouver crime boss Tommy "Rubber Hoser" Mandolino with his patented "if you cross me again, I'm going to express my displeasure via a polite reprimand" glare.

Like herpes, apathy is the Warrior franchise's gift that keeps on giving.

You have to admire the Warriors' commitment to coaching - two years later and they are still trying to teach Lin how not to give a crap about winning.

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It was embarrassing for Tony when, true to form, he nearly fainted from the pressure of seeing an extra man in the box.

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Well, even if he is turned down by this insurance company, I'm sure he'll have no problem getting a piece of the rock next year.