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Like the tourbillon, the subjects aim to counter the effects of gravity while mastering their craft within the whirlwind of energy that constitutes the universe

An NBA rookie this year had the same thing happen to him, though instead of $150,000 he got two paternity suits, a sexual harassment subpoena, and a pension check for 36 cents from the bankruptcy trustees for the Continental Basketball Association.

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He was taken to the Virginia Beach jail and released.

Pictured: Still a New Yorker at heart, Stephon was quick to pay homage to Tim Tebow in his own unique way.

I have to tell you guys, based on this latest screenshot I am not looking forward to the next Incredible Hulk remake.

Hines Ward's Biggest Opponent Might Be His Brain

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The Broncos are demanding over $5 million to betray Tebow? Jesus, inflation is a bitch.

[Hears Manning is coming to Denver]

So, Craig James grew up with a father who used underhanded tactics to berate and abuse the authority figure in his son's life? You are right, that does indeed explain a lot.

I actually hope you are right (and think you are - letting Alex Smith fly around interviewing is a clear sign that the Niners have another plan in place). The Niners would be truly frightening with Manning under center if he is even a shadow of his former self, but I think the Texans are similarly lined up to dominate…

Well, to be fair, "Tore my ACL while training with SEALs" sounds a lot better than "Tore my ACL while running away from a broke pimp with a tire iron and a hard-on for collecting his $55."

[dying]

This reminds me. If Kobe Bryant ever falls ill, then I need to make a few dozen "Pray for Mamba" shirts and sell them on e-bay. Then, when someone buys one, I need to take down their address, package the shirt carefully in tissue paper, drive to their house, and deliver their new prize possession so they can show…

Man, first he is suspected of steroids. Now, he learns it is illegal for anyone to blow a slow roller.

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I am bitterly disappointed. I read the headline and was looking forward to a heartfelt obituary for Dick Vitale.