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When will Bud Selig admit that baseball has a competitive balance issue? The Royals have no chance of competing as long as the Yankees' TV deal lets them buy a pair of pants for every single player

The police got suspicious when Armstrong led them on a high-speed chase down the Vancouver expressway. To make matters worse, his car was double-parked back at his apartment.

1) Patiently work a pass to first base

A late +1. Dead on.

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STN

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I think they got this one exactly right. A man famous for wearing a red uniform, who started off promising but eventually gave way to gluttony and sloth, then retired in a fit of self-loathing only to re-emerge as a business tycoon?

Fish trapped in a colosseum of stomping, screaming, booing fans

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reg Smith is so generous that he gave a homeless man $20 for dinner and only charged him prime + 3 points.

A few items he forgot to mention:

@Deadspin, 9:25am: Wide Receiver Might Return to the Pen; Claims Misunderstanding

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I had the exact same reaction, but I think your question in the second paragraph nails it - it would be seen as 'antagonistic' by other players. There are rumors that part of the reason that the Rockets cannot land a top free agent is that Morey is so willing to deal people at the drop of a hat, and this would be far…

Dwight Howard is an A-Hole DUAN

That is fantastic. I cannot imagine anything either more destructive to my health and family or more jump-out-of-bed fun than owning a bar. I'm sure it's a pain in the ass a lot of times and isn't quite the Cheers atmosphere I'm imagining, but it has to be very cool to have your own bar.

Hey, it has to be good to finally be able to look around the division and say "at least we are definitely way better than those guys." So, enjoy this year from that perspective before the Astros move out West...

So he is suddenly 7 pounds lighter but looks terrible and is moving in slow motion?