Seriously, after the crush of the Oilers leaving (and then thre Titans success the following year) and the first 10 years of Texans misery, it would be pretty much par for the course to have Peyton come to Tennessee and leads them to the title just as the Texans get good.

I absolutely think that it was. The double repeat of "the Big Man takes away" line is a dead giveaway, as are the repeated "what did we do wrong" and "street justice" comments. Also, the fact that both he and Anne referenced last week's DS post obliquely means that they were reading - they had to respond somehow.

If Peyton signs with Tennessee, I will probably kill myself. Or, maybe I'll just kill Bud Adams. Yeah, probably that last one.

Well, we know that after taking Duke all the way, you won't be winning.

Now I'm legitimately upset that Mark Cuban wouldn't grant Lamar Odom leave to deal with his own family issues.

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And now we have two reasons to call him SirBricksALot.

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The really confusing part of this whole situation? That's actually Dirk's sister.

And yet they spent 5 years unashamedly broadcasting Ozzie Guillen English-language press conferences...

You just put the Jake and the Neverland Pirates theme song in my head somehow. I hate you.

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He also clarified that he is fine with Ugueth Urbina using Going Out in Style for his Venezuelan penal league entrance music.

Huh, I'm disappointed. Samson is the last person I'd expect to act like such a Philistine.

Roger Goodell: "Well, to be fair he had his memories of playing in the NFL, and those are priceless"

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I hope you are right and the Texans would seem to have everything lining up for them (especially if they can add a decent second receiver), but I'm terrified by the thought of them busting the bank to keep Mario. It would make no sense given what they did without him, but all of the noise out of the team is that they…

If you simply must suffer a painful and debilitating neck injury, don't do it in the box.

This isn't unprecedented. Brent Barry was crowned the world's #1 dunker almost 10 years ago and his wife has been playing one-on-one with Tony Parker ever since.