Yes, they look nice but I'm worried that they're the obsessive types. I like that they have a hobby, but they seem a bit too Inuit.

Disney has already purchased the rights to this inspirational tale of two sisters banding together to escape the wilderness. I hate to give away the ending, but because I know the suspense is killing you ... yes, they eventually do make it out of Wisconsin.

Well, you have to admire his commitment to understanding the situation deeply; after all, not many others would have voluntarily decided to leave their adopted home towns in order to go move in next to their main enemy.

John Elway is on the phone right now trying to hire Williams to run Bronco practices.

Alex Ovechkin @ovi8: Then I said, "make sure it is carrot cake so Syd the Vegetable feels included too." Hahaha)))))

Great video Barry! That was easily the most entertaining WNBA game that I've ever watched!

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Incidentally, Sylvester Stallone woke up this morning on a military jet to Tehran with a pair of boxing gloves next to him and orders not to come back until the Strait of Hormuz issue is resolved.

Oh come on. We all know Sam Malone scored the perfect double Alley-oop one day back in '85 when Diane had a few drinks too many. The fact that Kristie has forgotten about it and Ted has slowly moved from actively celebrating the occasion to a refusal to acknowledge it does not mean that it didn't happen.

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Pictured: Atlas, 2 seconds after realizing that he spent 5 millennia propping up humanity while we devoted ourselves to finding the perfect panel composition for American Idol, 2012

Argentina is a great call. Morocco is too damn hot, which is also the problem with the UAE (though it has 0% income tax, which is nice). I'd probably go for Australia, though - English speaking, good weather, beaches, friendly and relatively low cost of living (though food is very expensive). Also, kangaroos.

Oh, missed that. Fantastic!! If I have to pick one (and I do, depending on how late they stay open and how gluttonous I want to be), which would you recommend? I normally stay right near central park if that matters.

It is way, way over the top, I agree. But I am also sitting here eating a bag of salt-and-vinegar chips for breakfast, so obviously I don't have the most refined pallet.

chorizo and al pastor? Don't go bringing your fancy Mexican terms to my tex-mex. Burrito with queso, chicken enchiladas, crispy tacos or GTFO. (seriously, though, that does sound awesome.)

Don't get me wrong, I like real Mexican food too. But sometimes you just want a huge burrito covered in queso and I just couldn't find one in Boston (or Dubai, obviously).

I have to defend Tabasco. I use it on everything (except Mexican food) - the over-the-top vinegar flavor is part of the charm for me. The other sauces, with their nuanced flavors and "balance" just don't work as well in amping up a random slice of pizza to a nice, vinegry burn. Also, if you're going to get addicted to…

I used to live in Boston too (shit, I have moved around way too much). I agree, you are mostly out of luck. That said, there are a few decent places - Anna's Taqueria was one. And, hey, there's no shortage of paper cups in the city, so you should be good on that front too!