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An arrogant Sandusky might have pushed his luck too far by requesting that, if he is convicted, he be allowed to serve his time in Juvi.

Wow. +1

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I just hope Lin continues to play well; as soon as he stinks up the joint a few times, he'll have to deal with the French claiming him as one of their own too.

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I don't know, Quanitta. I understand you want to be a household name, but rather than get punched in the head repeatedly while reliving your tales of sexual abuse, I might suggest just changing your name to Carrie.

6a. Replacement of tasteless Whitney Houston joke with 1,378th version of obvious tangential joke

IMG highlighted this in his blog, but this is actually the first truly funny thread I have read on Gawker.

Yes! I just finished masturbating and actually knocked a tile off of the bathroom wall - my balls have never felt so powerful!

Congrats on the star - very well deserved. You're next, ReverseApeChemist!

You aren't spending enough time reading comments on blogs about comments on blogs.

This is off-topic, but do know how frustrating it must be for an analytically-minded lawyer from Florida to always be considered a rube just because he's from the South?

[psst, you may want to keep quiet. One of the Ever-present Morally-bankrupt Starred commenters here seems very angry. I'm not sure I can handle any more caps-lock tonight.]

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I have it on good authority that Steve_U and Bevraj of Choice are really alternate accounts for the same person, and that person has a very short memory.

The video looks bad, but I honestly believe Sandusky's wife didn't see the reporter. The brain can only adjust so quickly after years of turning a blind eye.

Well, I like this Checkers speech better than his last one, when he spent 20 minutes describing how to position a king to provide maximum protection while you repeatedly jump your opponent.

Late to the party, but that's (painfully) funny. +1