Samoas? They are fine, I guess. But I think we all know that the real winners are thin mints, frozen overnight. They are even conveniently packaged in portion-sized half-box sleeves.

+1

You may laugh at him, but I am impressed by Belichick's ability to maintain his impassive expression while channeling his emotional reaction, in this case his excitement while watching a perfectly executed crossing route, entirely through his whistle.

Well, I will have a hard time celebrating until I learn the fate of Chicago's towel-boy. For those who don't know, he is currently languishing in a coma after Gagner's final shot rebounded off of the goal, bounced into the stands, ricocheted up to the roof, and dislodged a steel rafter which then came crashing down on…

He is on a roll ... as of a few minutes ago, he is about to call Ann. I am hoping that we soon get both the long-awaited meeting with upper management and an attempt at reconciliation with Ann.

Other things that will turn reporters at Media Day into Comic-Con Nerds?

Hugs and Milk-Bones for everyone!

It is an absolute shitstorm. I redirected my (meager) abilities to Gawker for the last few days and made a few jokes which I am sure would have gotten a bit of recognition here. Over there, they got two reactions: 1. an immediate promotion from the author of the post, 2. a few indignant responses from everyone else.

Congrats. It's the little things that you have to cherish. Well, that and the big things, but let's focus on the little things for now.

Horrifying indeed. I'm in my mid-30's now and when I skype with my mom she invariably spends half of the time giving me advice on how to handle a baby (never mind that I've raised more of them than she did).

With the 2012 season cancelled, the league announced that all teams would simply keep their 2011 Championship Participation Ribbons for one additional year.

SportsCenter staples: 99

Patrick Kane is a goofy, unassuming party boy from Upstate New York, who plays clean and doesn't have his fun at the expense of others.

White joins a long list of record-setting SuperPipe aficionados, including:

Maginot-ificant, +1

On the content of your post, the best way to bring more and more of them around to our way of thinking is to show up occasionally and make funny jokes and/or use satire to make their self-righteousness look silly. Direct back-and-forth just makes us look petty. You'll never convince the 10% "Gawker is for…

I'm certainly no expert, but given the additional info I would re-recommend not busting his balls too much now, and certainly not bragging that you've seen his girlfriend naked. If he reacted negatively for telling him in the first place, why would you think he would do anything different the second time around? You…

That is a really hard question to answer without direct experience. Tell you what, find the clip, post a link here, and then we'll decide.

I will absolutely cop to being a starry-eyed, biased local sports fan ... but, I think the chances Howard lands in Houston are non-trivial. And, as a Rockets fan, I have pinned my entire hopes on that non-trivial (read, 10%) chance. The Rockets have set it up so that they will have exactly three players under contract…

I think he meant the work he put into creating his fake Bro story up above (created after this one, and created with the real Landycake's blessing).