As a parent of three boys, I just feel so sorry for those kids because of what their asshole, attention-whore father is doing to them.

I fully approve of absurd Wikipedia edits, even if I don’t quite get the anime references. I don’t think either of them won that fight outright, though.

John Daly calls that a Thursday.

Don’t try and point out anything wrong with what these guys write. It will never be acknowledged.

It’s still a dumb take. He’s not old, even by basketball standards. You guys use this old guy shit way too much. I mean, I know it’s on purpose. It’s hard to get a lot of mileage out of, “Veteran plays well for quarter and it was fun to watch,” but you guys beat this shit to death and it’s, coincidentally, getting…

I support this list. Plinko is the undisputed champ. Think about it: most of the other games with big prizes start by revealing the prize (“A NEW CAR!”) before the game. With Plinko, the big reveal is that you get to play Plinko.

Cliffhanger is #1. No doubt about it. The combination of nerve wracking tension and goofy yodeling music can’t be beat.

thanks! now i’m going to be yodel-ing for the rest of the day

Hot take: Plinko is overrated, and was even before LeBron decided to steal it and make a whole show out of it.

That’s a damn shame, I remember when I was going to radio shack all the time when I needed electronic bits and bobs for whatever crystal radio set I was working on, or I wanted to look at the remote controlled cars or when I needed a replacement switchbox for my Atari 2600. You know, back in the days when it was a…

It’s those 11 games he played for Coach K that’s made Kyrie into the player he is today

Well, that was fun while it lasted.

When I go to a buffet, I humiliate myself over multiple plates. Where’s my article?

When the fella in overalls, plaid shirt, muck boots and Kubota ball cap stands up and puts his hands in his pockets, your heart sinks. You just know he’s against it. Doesn’t matter what. He’s against it.

A banana hammock, it’s like I’m doing all the thinking here.

But, but, Washington Wizards has that alliterative magic!

HAHAHAHAHA

I read your very first line (ZUKKA’S THOUGHTS) In Morbo’s voice. I hope you don’t mind. ;)

u gon die soon