His take makes sense from a casual fan or a fan that’s indifferent to the teams playing. Your take makes sense for fans of the relevant teams.

It’s MacFarlane. You know no matter how good a 2 minute segment of an entire season is you know it’ll be stale for the majority of that run.

I love it, the Warriors go out and sign the best free agent to hit the open market since Lebron James and still have to resort to cheap/dirty tricks against a supposedly inferior team.

‘as a beleaguered Mets fan’

Draymond?

“You want me to keep shooting when I’m shooting that great?” Yes, yes, a thousand times yes... when the other options are Steph, KD, and Klay. Draymond you’re too dumb to even realize the context of the situation and that makes it even more hilarious when you call Jazz fans dumb.

I can’t wait until he eats somebody’s elbow by “accident”. Looking at you, DeMarcus Cousins.

The most unfortunate thing about Draymond Green is that at the end of the Finals last year, his foul managed to stop James’ dunk from landing home after the Block.

I’m starting to think that doubting LeBron is kind of a low-percentage play.

Your first gif cuts off before the tail deflation! Shame on you.

As a Chiefs fan, using SF’s recycled QBs has ultimately netted 1 AFC Championship game appearance (loss) in 34 years since the last time they took a QB in the first round (Todd Blackledge).

Westbrook’s numbers​ from last year are almost as good as this year. He averaged 23-8-10. Passing isn’t the problem. Trading away a 7 footer with the ability to hit shots and play defense for Victor Oladipo is the problem. Making up for the 30 points per game that left with KD is the problem.

Westboork might be “M. Pinto.” But without knowing Mr. Pinto’s middle name, it’s uncertain is he’s the “M.V.P.”

“Checking in.”

Well, it was ‘Real Sex’. Not ‘Ideal Sex’.

You took an old and busted joke and made it new again. God bless you.

Perhaps it’s 3-1 lead poisoning.

“I have more money than you.”

We’ve redacted Eli’s email address but I can reveal that, disappointingly, it’s not nygqb69@aol.com.