That’s a bad analogy.

Lifelong Spurs fan who would not object to naming his kid Duncan, Parker, Manu, or Kawhi.

Voting for Kawahi is like craft beer for pretentious NBA stat nerds, who for some reason need a reason to discredit an otherwise all time great individual effort by Westbrook, “This KawahiPA over here is just so exquisite, I don’t think i can ever go back to looking at basketball the same way” .... “Who even came up…

So did you ever decide whether to vote, or does your personal outrage end at the point you’re required to get up from your laptop?

That was hard to watch. This community really loves this team and I think Ventura would have matured and not been such a prick. He had very boyish enthusiasm and the players loved him.

The Mariners bullpen just asked someone to hold their beer.

Just a suggestion, but the investigators at AT&T may want to start with the bullpen...

For me, it’s because I cannot stand James Harden’s brand of “dribble dribble dribble dribble FAKE SHOT dribble dribble dribble GET FOULED” basketball.

I love a little nerd in my sports.

“Whatever, Kawhi Leonard should still get the MVP”

42?

Damn you for what I must do.

[Tim Tebow hits a home run]

And for Christ sakes, was George Costanza not available for the photo shoot?

If he doesn’t win MVP, just don’t bother giving out the awards anymore.

You seem to be under the impression that most adults (including yourself) cannot wipe their asses properly, no?

I remember him—he almost lead the 1994 Western Kentucky Hilltoppers to the Sweet 16.

Roland Capers sounds like the name of a college point guard...

Appropriate use of gif.