I played a round the other day where someone suggested that someone else should be a second tank, and their reply was that it’s quickplay and they’ll play who they want. The first guy actually said that he was right and dropped it. I was fully prepared for a shitstorm that ended with me switching to Rein to placate…

At a minimum I feel like I wouldn’t shit for a couple of weeks.

I’m 6'3", and at a music festival somehow ended up behind the one 6'6" or so guy. Poetic justice, I suppose.

I never knew of the vending machines as well. My most recent ex is a nurse at a retirement home, and she buys her own, but she’s also tiny, so she probably has no choice.

I’ve been laughing my ass off this entire funbag and most of the comments, but I fucking LOST IT at this.

I did pretty much exactly this to see Muse back in 2011 at a festival in KC. Worked great.

Edit: Okay I’m just drunk. I missed the detail that they’re going to the shitter AFTER getting coffee. I always go shitter first, refill coffee/water after.

I used to hurl the cannon ball and the frisbee, and I agree.

I concur with both the OP and your reply. Double starred.

Must’ve missed our primary results. The Brownbacker exodus seems to have begun ;P

On the contrary, I’ve rather enjoyed Deadspin’s season long troll of their fanbase.

Haha... No argument here. Fall can’t arrive soon enough.

Nah, I’m in a pretty good mood. I’ve been busy working, but these posts with their hilariously incorrect assumptions about me have been fun. The people making fun of my name on here are the best, though.

It obviously bugged you enough to respond.

Ah, I came here expecting to see the usual Gawker disdain for all things midwest, but had to reach the comments to find a douchebag to fulfill it.

+1 for the “eh?”

I literally said out loud “That’s disgusting” at that part before reading that Drew started with the same.

Congrats, you understand liberal logic!

It’s also frequently used as a lazy substitute for a database.

Fry’s dog reminds me of my old terrier. :(