I’m going to purposely not like this so that it hopefully stays at 23 stars.

My old dog once ate grass and hurled up a grassy green puke stain in the middle of the carpeted dining area.

Or there’s my buddy’s system of having practically everything he owns in the car at once.

OKC? Their pets? As an OKC fan I say: Hahahahahaha...

They’d just have to task Jon Taffer with getting the message out.

I just saw Elaine-style dancing before.

This has to be the most fucked up thing I’ve read in a long time.

As a Thunder fan, I think this is a fair assessment. Kanter is definitely solid offensively (and was actually playing good defense when I paid attention last game), but often the Thunder doing well often will hinge on him, or Waiters and Ibaka hitting shots. If not, it devolves from there.

Good article. Though, I will have to break one of these by saying Kid A is my favorite. But at the same time, I’d say a sizeable part of the reason for that is “How to Disappear Completely” by itself.

“He’s got cancer! In his ass!”

This is an acceptable opinion. People always seem to forget it’s fine if a band just isn’t your thing, and jump directly to “I don’t understand this, so it SUCKS ASS”.

Due to my fierce hatred of mayo, I avoided the shit out of any burger that was specially sauced. So there you go.

They had to dig the betamax tapes out of the basement.

I got completely engrossed watching it on Thursday. The 90's nostalgia is indeed strong.

Draymond talks a lot, and Kawhi is known not to.. So I’d guess that might have something to do with it.

Meh, I like Rex. He kind of seems like a dumbass, but like.. a likeable dumbass.

You just described a majority of conversations I had with my ex-girlfriend. Often times the only thing I’d get back after I finished talking was her simply saying “cool”.

I assume they mean the frog suit.

Until Gryzzl takes over.

To Mars, you say?