I kept reading, waiting for the article to actually move past that point, but it just kind of stopped there.

And if he’s a Jets fan, he gets the chair.

He mostly shoots mid range jumpers and threes now. Yeah, a couple of years ago I would feel his presence on the court more when watching the game, but now he just kind of disappears.

I dunno. I would be shocked if they didn’t talk to KD before getting rid of Brooks.

Since your name is a Simpsons reference, I’ll reply with a Grandpa Simpson: “A little from column A, a little from column B”

I watch a lot of OKC games, and on their channel they would sometimes show short interviews with players, including Novak. I never knew who the hell he was.

Starred for the last one. lol.

Commenting, because go Shox!

A girl I went out with a couple of times broke things off after she thought I was trying to push boundaries. In reality, we were outside her building, sitting in my car, talking and listening to music for about 20 minutes, so I assumed the date was over. When there was silence, I leaned in to hug her, she thought I…

Budweiser is the one macro brand I will blast at every opportunity, given their entire anti craft beer ad campaign. “BEECHWOOD AGED! WE DO IT THE RIGHT WAY!” while showing a prototypically hipster guy with a tulip glass of imperial stout or black IPA.

This is the correct answer.

And then LeBron chewed out Tristan Thompson, something along the lines of: “You couldn’t smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date!....” I lost my train of thought.

Joe Buck, is that you?

I was in a long distance relationship for about a year, and after that was over, I just absolutely could not get over it, for pretty much this reason.. I’ve always been an overachiever, and thought that you just had to try hard enough.. Well, it was four years after the breakup before I finally saw her again, as I was…

I’m replying to this post so this is one form of Principal Skinner talking to another.

The Chiefs tried, but their pass rushers were practically falling apart at the seams.

As someone who works for an enterprise data storage company, servers do indeed run on Windows, too.

Oh look, the weather is reinforcing the idea that the world revolves around NYC by pointing at it. :P

As a software engineer, I see my colleagues come in to work in shorts (usually cargo shorts, too...) every day, all winter, no matter how cold it is. Of course that’s a little more understandable, but still would be too much for me, even today, where it’s barely below freezing...

Go Cans Titty!