A check engine light with a flimsy excuse is the “don’t worry, it’s only a minor rash” of the car world. I’m totally sure you could treat your minor rash with a $6 cream from CVS, and if you’re able to diagnose a rash on your own bits and bobs, good for you.

I’ve had a lot of shitty bosses, many of them I would not miss if they died, but this one hits hard. Ballaban was a good dude, a good writer, a good Jalop. It’s a shame he’s dead to me now.

Eat shit, Mike.

Am I the only one that hates Ford interiors? I mean every single model is drab and usually even worse in person (the Mustang is ok, but even thats not saying much). I mean has anyone sat inside the new Explorer or Escape? Full of cheap plastic and just overall not good looking. This interior looks to continue the…

I hope it’s just as wild as the Corolla S they used to sell here. Man, that right there was a hot car.

You’re all welcome. Very beautiful masks will come out this plant. Barra is one classy babe. A fantastic dame among broads. 

That tapping sound you hear is the sound of 100 political consultants deleting Gillum’s name from any short list of any important position in any potential administration.

The rare, elusive 5 out of 5 Tyrone Biggumses crack pipe level. For only the crackiest of pipes!

Lol because someone prefers not to be surprised they are sexually engaging with transgender individuals that makes them transphobic. #asteroid2020

Fuck off with the sanctimonious posturing. 

This is like meeting a beautiful girl at a bar, doing shots together and then finding out she used to be a dude. 100% CP.

I especially like the part where you got so mad you are throwing garbage all over where you live.

Damn, you sound TRIGGERED as fuck, SNOWFLAKE. XD

Sure seems like you’re the snowflake getting all bent out of shape

You know who sounds like they’ve been triggered here.....

Okay.

Dude, don't act like the world is against you just because you have a smol pp.

If this is the kind of shit we allow to happen, then maybe we don’t deserve to modify cars.

It’s my fault you’re an ass?

Good. The trucks should be crushed and molded into the shape of a Prius. 

Oh....Spoiler alert.