I would gladly trade Belgium for it.

He also has a long, documented history of producing shit far more interesting and way more advanced than anyone else thought possible; even if he delivers on only 50 percent of his promises and timelines, that’s still 100 percent more than anyone else.

Could you have possibly proved him anymore right?

Yeah, dude, wanting to see people get hurt is pretty seriously fucked up.

Incoming “I hate drifting and I have let everyone know” comments.

They have already taken the mower and trimmers out of the bed.

If they sell them to the narcos, last thing they’ll care of is registration.

At $45k a pop, he can’t afford the payments and they keep getting repossessed.

Probably terrorists stealing them to be shipped to the middle east. But then the realized it was a dodge and aborted the idea altogether.

You sound awfully experienced. How do you feel about Ram trucks and what were you doing Thursday evening?

You went through 4 trucks in 10 years?

They found them because they broke down. Should all be accounted for within a week...

The roof is dry. Why the fuck is the pavement wet? It leaks that much?
The second one ran out of oil?

Are they being found as they are returned for warranty claims?

You think they would make it that far in an FCA product?

It’s a good joke. It’s funny because their vehicles suck. Get it?

I don’t think you understand the word “literally”. And is that why Ford and Chevy outsell them year after year?

$64k piece of sh!t. My parents has been back to the dealer over 14 times for just about everything. Engine, trans, electrical...you name it. Their neighbor bought the XLT version and the transmission went out in the first 2000 miles.

1. “You’re”, not your.

Moved to Nashville two years back. Everyone kept saying “it’s music city! You’re so lucky!” When really it’s “we have pop music at arena venues, and a lot of really bad country singers in bars all along broadway. That’s it.”